I know all you baldy purists are saying, "Hey! Wait just a minute - that's no bald head!" I do heartily concure. I am too much a wuss to go full bald. This is as close as I will probably ever come. Marie's first words: "That is the most horrible thing I have ever seen."
For those of you who remember my bald-head fantasy this summer here is a quick comparison. (Please note that the author is aware that he needs more exercise and sunshine)