Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Deadlines or Dead Lines

So, if you are one of the faithful that has been logging on to Reformation Station for the past two months, you might say to yourself, "Has Bishop lost his sense of purpose?" The resounding answer from those who know me best and from those that have followed this flawed experiment from the beginning will bellow forth a resounding "NO!" They will say, "Bishop has always been the perfect picture of mediocrity at every level. This is simply yet another of its manifestations."

Okay, the mediocre comment stings - even if I did write it myself. In high school you have to write those goofy "Last Will and Testaments" as a senior. I left my sister a legacy of mediocrity. Yes, after a mere four years I realized to which end I am destined. Some of my friends (I hope I can call you that) sit in very important offices doing very important jobs beside very important people. What can I say, some are destined for greatness and some are like me.

At any rate, I give myself this ultimatum: compose a blog that has at least some significance, or stop this all together. I have no grand illusions, but maybe yet can muster some meaningful ideas. So hear this! (all eight of you) I give myself one month. At the end of February, if I have not produced something viable, then you guys are going to pull the plug. I will post at the end of the month an opionion poll in which the current readership of Reformation Station (whatever that may be) will vote yay or nay for this blog. Stay tuned.

4 comments:

Ben said...

jonny said that you need to get a new job before your brain goes into atrophy. and count me among your readers (the tally is at 9 now)

apathetic is a pathetic way to be said...

atrophy is long passed man...


...sad to see a waste of mediocrity

David said...

well, there it is. I knew it was just a matter of time before I rubbed off on you. See Adam, we are just not cut out for this sort of thing. Let's just leave the blogging to the Jason's, Scott's and Al's of the world and we will sit back and make fun.

Anonymous said...

Why do I get the impression you want to be voted off the island?